Asking a fan about her binoculars. Telling about fly being undone last night.Did Celebrity Apprentice last year. Didn't end well did it. America's Number one Number Two.Seeing occasional guys in the audience. They get dragged to show by wife. Other night guy said he wanted to come because of Celebrity Apprentice.Talking to guy with wife AND mother-in-law. "So you are having a blast!" Found a woman who got dragged to show by husband.
No cheat sheets on the floor tonight!Incredible theatre. Taking pics all day to text and show friends. Absolutely gorgeous theatre.Showing look that fans in front row give whenever he misses lyrics. But he's doing well tonight. Asking who's a good caroler.Talking to Cheryl from Staten Island. Not a singer. "Oh, this is going to be fun." She's an artist. She asked for a dance. He's doing WAYDNYE. Ben is playing something random.
Made contest harder tonight. The prize is in Ben's pocket (either in Ben's right or left pocket). Other pocket has a consolation prize. She has to sing the whole song tonight.It Came Upon A Midnight Clear. Audience can help a bit since it's tough. She says she's half Jewish. Clay said she can sing half a song. Ben's all Jewish; he's going to play the crap out of this song.
He said we want you to lose; she said "why, because you always lose?" Clay said that was clever. She did Deck The Halls. Giving her the chance to pick from Ben's pocket. Choosing left - you have a chance to win $20 million - fresh lottery ticket bought today.
You're not in trouble, let me talk to your friend. Oh, it's a video camera. Well that's okay then.Give orchestra a round of applause.
The First Noel
Faye's Christmas memory.I'll Be Home For Christmas